What is in the Rooms? Are there TVs? Refrigerators? Lube?

Modified on Sat, 27 Aug 2022 at 12:38 PM

All guest rooms include flat screen TVs (channels include free access to non-stop porn), refrigerators, a Euro-style shower or rain shower, a coffee maker, a safe, and mirrors on the ceilings! Bring your own lube though :)

Rooms also include views of tropical gardens or panoramic views of the oceanfront, and some have direct beach access and outdoor Jacuzzis. Some rooms have one king bed, others have two queen or full beds (most rooms can be converted to either a kink or two beds upon request).

In general rooms will have:

  • Mirrored ceilings
  • Flat Screen TV
  • Refrigerator (most rooms)
  • King Bed or 2 Twin Beds (note rooms are set up as a King by default, but you can request two beds upon arrival and the resort will quickly convert your room at that time). For triples, we typically recommend a king room.
  • Air Conditioner 
  • Euro-style Shower
  • Coffeemaker
  • Clock Radio with CD-player
  • Complimentary WIFI
  • Iron and Ironing Board (Available upon request)
  • Hair Dryer
  • Safe Deposit Box
  • Shampoo/conditioner/body moisturizer lotion
  • closet and dressers

For the most updated information, please see the resort's website here: 


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